Conor's Live Journal: Where the elite meet to fornicate

SKIT SHOW
SKIT SHOW (SADLY TITLED XAVERIAN NIGHT LIVE)
THURSDAY APRIL 28TH AT 7 O'CLOCK
COME SEE EXERCISE BALLS, STARS OF A POPULAR FOX TEEN SOAP OPERA IN THEIR PRE-SCHOOL YEARS, SUICIDAL KIDS SHOW HOSTS, DOWN AND OUT BREAKFAST CEREAL MASCOTS, UNNECCESARY SUPERHEROES, AND OTHER ASSORTED MOMENTS OF HILARITY!

By the way, it's all original material, and if it isn't, it's been lovingly ripped off and slightly changed so it's not a word for word re-make...i hope. Anyways, come see the show, and support the only Xaverian group ever worth supporting.

CHRISTMAS!
that's right, christmas. not the holidays, or whatever "the man" is calling it nowadays. it's christmas. and a quick update on life

-the show went good, but now the musical approaches. how i DREAD the musicals. either way, it will be nice to "gay up the town" as they say, while my girlfriend looks on in utter disgust.

-Rubbed one off today. had been a long time. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

-Watched "Beautiful Girls" again. great fucking movie.

-got into eels. very good band. The lead guy is like an anti-social Beck, "Mutations"-style!

NOW COME THE CHRISTMAS TOP 5 LISTS

Top 5 Christmas Songs (At this point in time)
5)The Darkness- "Don't Let The Bells End"- METAL WITH A CHILDRENS CHORUS AND SLEIGH BELLS! YES!
4)Ben Folds- "Lonely Christmas Eve"- Sadly, it's the only time of year when i get to hear the amazing solo in this song.
3)Sammy Davis Jr.-"Christmastime All Over the World". Hilarious racially insensitive lyrics. Need I say more?
2)Juan Schwartz (aka Trey Parker)-"Dead Dead Dead"- a great and horribly morbid cheerful christmas ditty from "south park"
1)"IT FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS"-from the muppet christmas carol. do yourself a favor. just download it and realize the awesomeness of this song. it immediately made me start the CELEBRATION!

Top 5 Christmas Specials
5)Frosty The Snowman-I dont even really like this one at all, but it needs to go on the list because of that GAYER THAN GAY magician. "Messy...messy...messy!"
4)A Charlie Brown Christmas- Hey depressed teens, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!
3)The Year Without a Santa Clause- Honestly, how fucking retarted were Jangle and Jingle? Honestly.
2)Rudolph- Once again, included because of a gayer than gay character, but it also featured the ice-licking Yukon Cornelius, and that winged lion that ruled the island of misfit toys. What the fuck?
1)MUPPET FAMILY CHRISTMAS!- seek this out. The only special ever where the regular muppets, Sesame Street Muppets, and all the ones from "Fraggle Rock" intersect and sing cool christmas songs. The best special of all time, in my humble opinion, complete with a cameo from JIM FUCKING HENSON! oh, in case you haven't noticed, I love the muppets far too much.

that's it.

Current Mood: aroused (christmas style)
Current Music: eels- christmas is going to the dogs

Jerry Eldini Presents: The CD's Conor thought were of the kick ass variety this summer (new and old)
(In no particular order)

-The Von Bondies-Pawn Shoppe Heart: A very solid and polished rock album with the best single i heard all summer in "c'mon c'mon".

-Beck-Mellow Gold: The last Beck album i had to get to finish the "collection", and it was very good, especially the Care Bears samples they had in "beercan"

-The Polyphonic Spree-Together We're Heavy: After listening to their two tracks from "Eternal Sunshine" nonstop, i gave their new album a try, after hearing negative things regarding their first, and it truly was a great buy! It just sounds so damn cool.

-Brak presents the Brak Album starring Brak: I just had to write this down just to show how addicted i became to "The Brak Show" this summer. I bought this on a strange whim, and i'm very glad i did.

-Sesame Street Platinum: When cleaning up my room, i found this gem of a CD i had when i was little. It is truly amazing, with some of the songs being some of my favorite songs of all time, let alone muppets. Best tracks: "Put Down the Duckie" and "I Don't Want to Live on the Moon".

-The Mooney Suzuki-Alive and Amplified: A big dumb, fun rock record. The word with the most emphasis in that description is fun.

The Beach Boys-Pet Sounds: Wow, glad i gave this one a chance. God bless Brian Wilson, the saddest man to ever sing about surfing.

Josh Rouse-1972: A fantastic pop record, using old school songwriting and musical techniques with the second best single of the summmer, "love vibration"

Prince-Musicology: Chapter one of "Is Conor Going Gay?" began with this, which when i bought it, i did not like, but now it has grown on me wildly.

Scissor Sisters-self titled: Chapter two of the same book (I'm not, sorry gentleman and thank you kristin) but this album is really cool, mixing some (somewhat) ancient pop genres.

I probably bought or heard more albums then that, but hey, this was all done from memory. So kudos to all those who read this gushing praise of these albums. I'm going to enjoy this day, probably masturbate (again, who are we kidding?) get some school supplies and go watch more "clerks". have a nice day.

Current Mood: non-critical
Current Music: clem snide-moment in the sun

SUMMER REVIEWS: Movies
Super-Size Me: A little derivative of the whole "michael moore" genre but still very light and very funny. didn't quite get me off of fast food though. B+

Saved: Great performances, great script, but a little forgettable. still awaiting this come out on video. B

Shrek 2: Wow, how dirty was this. Still very funny. B+

The Stepford Wives: Decent, better than I thought, and Christopher Walken and Jon Lovitz kick ass, but it's not something i'll end up seeing again soon. C+

The Terminal: I loved it when i saw it, but that's just the feeling you get after a Steven Speilberg feel-good movie. It probably won't be as good the second time i see it, but Tom Hanks was as usual incredible. B

Dodgeball: So surprisingly funny. I was about to swear of ben stiller movies until i saw this, and was just so happy to see him reprise that "heavyweights" style of acting. good stuff. B+

Anchorman: Sort of my movie of the summer. I was awaiting it because i am a die hard ferrell/adam mckay fan, but as funny as it was, it could've been the funniest and most random movie ever with that talent. still probably the funniest movie of the summer. A-

Harold and Kumar: Much better than i thought it would be...but that's still not saying much. Although it was cheap humor, it did make me laugh out loud a few more times than it should have. C+

Garden State: Great script and performances, but again, too light. The ending was too formulaic, but i'm still quoting the funny lines...and the knight kicked ass. B

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2: Rarely does a film live up to it's classic predecessor. The Godfather 2, Toy Story 2, Teen Twats 2, but Superbabies takes a big steaming dump on its previous incarnation. A legendary tale of babies and their foes out to get them. Truly a story for our generation. A+

Current Mood: critical
Current Music: the mooney suzuki- alive and amplified

Hello folks, this is Jerry Eldini with the Conor Sullivan Life Update. Where to start, well, we'll go with some bullet-points

-Conor has been happily married for the past 5 1/2 months to a wonderful IIIIIIIIItalian named kristin aka sandra. They hate children with a passion, so they spend their time mocking others and occasionally making some mighty tasty taffy apples

-His friend Blake Hollywood also scored a major deal with an attractive confidante which he kept a secret from the rest of the secret organization to mock shitty movies (known as Team Gooju) at a meeting that included a Howie Mandel double feature (Bobby's World/Little Monsters)

-Conor's CD collection has expanded ASTRONOMICALLY, with amazing new itnerests in The Von Bondies, The Polyphonic Spree, and The Scissor Sisters, along with completing his Beck CD collection, and getting the AMAZING NEW BEN FOLDS EP! AHHHHHHHHHHH! MAYHEM!

-For the remainder of the summer, conor plans to say goodbye to his friend with the midget feet, see a motion picture with blake hollywood in a movie theater he's never seen, purchase many kevin smith movies, and masturbate as vehemently as possible (He may want to edit this last part out, but hey, this is a factual report!)

anyways, I, Jerry Eldini, leave you with these touching words of wisdom: "Never stop smiling because you never know when a transexual is going to reach down and satisfy you." Good night folks

Current Mood: asstastic
Current Music: ben folds- rent-a-cop

I'm just writing in this out of sheer boredome, but i might as well turn this thing into my new planner. The most important thing of this summer? My revival of writing skits. Thankfully, after being over-inspired by my trip to the Second City in Chicago, i began writing like a fucking maniac, and i want to spark interest in a new sketch show, preferably for a stage performance (not all that into video). Anyone interested in collaborating, or even performing, please let me know, as here are some of the many skits that i have written. Please leave any feedback, though i wonder if anyone knows this exists. anyways, if you are interested in working with someone who has come up with ideas for skits such as screenwriters writing a Lizzie Mcguire movie where she is forcefully rape, an M. Night Shymalan re-make of "Dude, Where's my Car", or just aking fun of the entire Goth community, please let me know!

Current Music: The Darkness- Bareback

From August 8th, 2003:
"Then me and Stack had to wait a half hour for our ride, but it was still cool. We discussed our "ladykiller" qualities and our tactics for the future (look out, single attractive women who enjoy Bill Murray movies...wait they dont exist. fuck!) still, we'll probably do a little better for ourselves this year, considering we're not fake ghetto "wanksters" as Stack so nicely put it."

i just wanted to post that, because i love how kristin proved me so ubelievably wrong. anyways, back to me not posting a lot again. carry on.

(insert yet another "yes im still alive" joke here)
yes. im still alive! god, that joke never gets old. i haven't really updated this since my trip to hollywood to be that huge star (all those films are unreleased thanks to stupid "FCC laws". apparently raping hilary duff isn't too high on disney's release list) however, i will fill you in on some actually extraordinary events in the life of conor hellion sullivan (sorry, hellion is crispin glover's middle name, but its so fucking cool!)

-master christopher dedrick and myself are thinking about collaborating on some short films during the summer. i have 2 projects in mind, 1 the long-delayed "comeback" (fear of pop has been shelved) and the other a dark comedy idea that me and him developed. things are looking up in that department

-That mark on my arm that i thought was cancerous turned out to be the mark from a felt-tipped pen

-i got offered a roll in "Dead Man Walking: The Musical" which has the hit songs "sean penn must die" and its touching reprise "no i shouldn't". i play the sad electric chair and i get to sing the touching ballad "They can clean up the bits of brain, but they can't mend my heart." The production will take place february 30th, so get your tickets today!

-i ate a sandwich

-actually, the greatest (and real thing) to come out of the last few months was kristin. Friends for a while, then one strange night where i watched "meatballs" starring bill murray with her (i swear, in an earlier entry, i say something about wondering where all the bill murray girl fans are. i found one!)Now, over a month later, we're together, we still watch the best movies known to man, and pet names are even in order! I'll be damned for saying this, but my little kookenhaken actually makes me happy. too bad, i thought i was going to be a raging ass forever. thanks to kristin, im now just a regular old ass who gets to hang out with the best goddamn girl around (and the best hair...ah sweet gerald).

OH CHRIST! I ACTUALLY SAID SOMETHING GENUINE! be calm, think of something humorous. I CANT! umm...well, too lazy, so i guess it all ends here....well, how about here....goddamnit, go away!

Current Mood: oddly happy
Current Music: beck- forcefield

The Truth...
I mean, i could come out and go off on a whole tangent on why i haven't updated, but the truth is that i moved out to Hollywood, and got some acting gigs. Screw musicals! i can get all i want done in Tinseltown. And all i want means...DIRECT TO VIDEO SEQUELS!! Here's a sneak peek at some of my new roles!

I Am Sam 2: The Bloodening: I play one of Sam's victims who gets killed with his own macaroni painting he makes in retarded art class. this is my "breakout role"

The Lizzie McGuire Sequel: I play Lizzie's rapist. Its more of a comic subplot than anything i've ever done. Incidentally, no stunt doubles for this stud. Sure, it wasn't very comfortable for Hilary every take to be so brutally abused, but hey, im a perfectionist!

The Passion: The Musical: I play the tap dancing Hebrew who nails down Jesus with a song in his heart. I've heard i'm already being put on a Catholic church hit list for this one...fingers crossed it gets me an Oscar!

Gigli: The Early Years: I'm not appearing in this one, rather i sit in the theater where it plays and murder anyone who desires to see it.

Dirty Dancing: Des Moines Days: I play the hooligan who teaches the uptight gal at the des moines motor lodge how to hand jive...then i rape her, a la lizzie mcguire. Patrick Swayze makes a cameo as a bookshelf in my room. What can i say? he needs the money.

Well, Oscars here i come! i have no preference, but i mean, come on, thats enough quality work. hell, i beat out benicio del toro for that lizzie rapist gig. i have a little credibility. anyways, i have a callback for Killing Nemo, where i play a fish rapist. i hope i don't get typecast. Anyways, wish me luck!

hey to my 2 avid readers. How's it going? For me, i've been better. The workload's getting to me, but at least i still have my health (except for that whole "AIDS" thing i have, but i mean, come on, it sounds like a type of shoe, it can't be that harmless...ugh, dont feel too good). anyways, i've been spending the majority of all my weekends with the play and its rehearsals. Also, i had another gettogether at my house with goose, kristin and courtney, which once again was awesome. We watched "camp nowhere", and then went outside and hit a football with a whiffle ball bat for the better part of an hour (not as retarted as it sounds...well, yeah it is). Then, i just rested the rest of the weekend. Also, i have the distinct pleasure of getting my wisdom teeth out this week, so i wanted to know if anyone out there has any reccomendations for movies for me to watch while im "recuperating", that would be much obliged. alright, i must go, because i tire of writing these things, my problems seem so miniscule to the freshman girls listening to yellowcard and dashboard wondering why boys suck. damn them.

Top 5 Songs at the moment
5) Zwan- come with me
4) REM- what's the frequency, kenneth?
3) Ben Folds Five- Emilia Bright
2) Frank Sinatra- The Way You Look Tonight
1) Beck- Debra

Current Mood: decent
Current Music: beck- little one

ok, a real entry (maybe)
hey everyone (and by everyone, i mean anyone who stumbles on this journal accidentally). I guess i have my reasons for updating this thing, so ill just put my last week into some review.

-the play is eating up my time like crazy, i dont have much to do, but sometimes i get little things now and then. although it has made me 2 fucking amazing friends in courtney and kristin. honestly, the most easiest people in the world to talk to.

-i had another "gettogether" at my house on friday, with the girls above and everyone's favorite person with the same nickname of someone in "top gun", goose. we went to the 99, got some movies at blockbuster (BLANK CHECK!) and just had so much fucking fun.

-saturday, i contacted the reliable austin stack for a trip to the films. we saw big fish. and i know how everyone is gushing over it like its the first tim burton moviet they've seen, but it really is good, especially my man steve buscemi who has the film's best scene. Then, more rehearsals, i cant even remember, they all blend together now, then home to watch "vanilla sky", which is an awesome movie, even if it is extremely long, its so worth it. Of course, courtney called, kept me up until 2, but still worth it.

sunday- rehearsasls again, a couple quick scares after getting home, nothing worth noting (except for that dead guy in the garage...i've said too much), then another phone call from courtney, but once again, even though it kept me up, it was still great.

Today- zoned out of 3 classes with writing ideas, ducked out early because of frees at the end of the day, then just spent the rest of the time sleeping. boring, but relaxing.

So, i guess thats how my time is gonna continue this week, not too much fun, but you know, i cant complain. i had enough fun on the weekend to get me through the week. of course, the joy of raping cats can only last so long... wow, its best i not speak. later.

Current Mood: black (the race, not mood)
Current Music: ben folds five- emelia bright

heyyy
update for kristin. good enough for you?

Current Mood: half-decent
Current Music: beck- lost cause

time waster
hey, i just don't feel like studying or anything. i figured why not update "the masses" on my whereabouts once again. Well, sunday turned out to be a good/bad/awesome day. After a long boring and irritable play rehearsal (just long enough for me to miss the pats game entirely), i was just about ready to cancel the plans i had made for that night. Fortunately for me, i didnt, and goose, courtney, and kristIn (spelled correctly)all came over my house. What i feared could just be a continuance of a boring and tiring day turned out to be one of the best times i've had in god knows how long. We watched "hook" and a little "degrassi" (and by watched, i mean we made fun of it so much you couldnt hear the dialogue), and lucky for me and goose, courtney and kristin gave us temporary tattoos they got at mcdonalds after being hassled by some "gangsta white dudes". It was weird considering i had never hung out with any of them out of rehearsal (not even goose, whom i've known for a couple of years) but it just turned out to be so much fucking fun. i figure next time, we'll kidnap some hobos and do some freaky sex experiments on them, that or just make fun of more movies, and tell more humiliating childhood stories of not getting big wheels for christmas. But seriously, i am still in awe about how much fun i had last night. yeah, i felt the need to brag, what of it? you wanna go? right now. come on. let's see what you got. ok, you obviously beat me. im sorry.
(awkward silence?)
well, gotta go study now, bye

Top 5 Songs at the Moment
5)Greg Kinnear- Summertime. it would be my number one song if i could hear it in some other way than paying to see "stuck on you" yet again. not that its a bad movie (its awesome!) but i want to be able to put it on fucking repeat over and over
4)Phantom Planet- 1st Things 1st. An awesome song from a band who just decided to give up every single aspect of their previous albums and just play rock. nice
3)Bruce Springsteen- The Ghost of Tom Joad. Haunting, yet awesome
2) Judas Priest- Breakin' The Law. Such a fun song to sing awful on short car rides.
1) Rolling Stones- Wild Horses. Another song with a "stuck on you" tie-in, but its just such an amazing song

I'm still alive?
Yes, i am still alive. Yes, good news to all 3 of my readers that i have returned to give you an update on my life and all the exciting things that occured... ok, we're done. Well, ok, just a few things. i got the lisence, which has been cool (god, i feel so cool driving up in a car listening to the gin blossoms...haha...love me?). I've also been busy with rehearsals for godspell. at first i was worried i would hate not having a part, but instead its giving me tons of freedom, and no that is not sarcasm. its been really fun at each rehearsal just to freely shit on everyone else in the cast (certain people with large heads more than others). its cool that we're doing tons of improv, though i have hated each skit i've been in because the ideas (basically all mine) were just weak to begin with. Still, the greatst joy in life is watching other people perform improv and crash and burn! god, so fun. Anyways, this weekend has been great, and continues to look that way. friday, there was no school, so i got some videos (muppets? yeah, so what?) and made a quick cameo appearance at rehearsals until i went to JERRY FUCKING SEINFELD! the man was brilliant, even though the lady next to me didnt seem to think so (ask if necessary). today was great too. i went with kristen to her acting class, which kinda freaked me out, dont know why. then rehearsals after that, more kinda cool improv and then i accidentally rammed my car into some dude's mini van (no damage. nice!) Then Stack came over, and me and him drove around canton, pointing out random monuments from our middle school years, such as the place where we used to tell dirty dirty stories in french class. memories (no tears. sorry) Then i got home...yeah, nothing more after that. tomorrow, more rehearsals, then i will hopefully have a couple people over to watch "hook", make fun of it, and make fun of each other in the process. always a fun time. well, im gonna go listen to some steve martin and sleep. YO! i mean..bye? yeah, bye works

Top 5 Under-rated Muppets (come on, how awesome is that?)
5)Zoot- the sax player in the electric mayhem who always seems perpetually stoned. random and funny
4)Janice- in one movie, this muppet admits to posing nude. god, what i wouldnt give to see the felt behnd the clothes (also made out of felt)
3)pepe- he's a new one but he's still funny as hell
2)Rowlf- GOD BLESS THIS MUPPET! i think he's supposed to be black, which would explain his lack of screentime
and of course
1) SWEEDISH CHEF- God amongst muppets. each time i see his creepy hands or hear his gibberish, i just bust out laughing. I salute you, derogatory sweedish sterotype! salute!

Current Mood: hey-now!

heyyy
original title, eh? Well, the play's finally over. I think it went pretty well, as the audience didn't hiss, boo, or even throw batteries at us. I actually got a few compliments after the show! AS for the rest of the weekend, it was uneventful, i skipped out on most of the cast party, which i later found out was a bad move. On sunday at set strike i just hung out with courtney and goose, which was awesome as usual. I never thought i'd say this, but i'm excited for the musical. fuck, i just said that. goddamnit. Well, anyways, the holiday season is among us (well soon anyways) and im gonna do my top 5 chirstmas movies and hope others will follow suit!

Top 5 X-mas movies
5)Grinch (movie)- ok, i love jim carrey. and i like this movie probably too much, but hey, its funny, and it keeps the cool song from the original
4)a christmas story- come on. its awesome. don't deny it.
3)its a wonderful life- see above
2)scrooged- the most underrated christmas movie ever
1) from my childhood...HOME ALONE! The mobster movie alone makes it the greatest, but its made even better with an appearance from my god, John Candy!

Current Mood: asstastic
Current Music: the beatles- one after 909

a month?
whoa. Can't believe i havent had the motivation to update my online journal. Wait...yes i can. Oh well, i'm doing it now. Not a lot has gone on in the past month. I'm still the same goofy, random, single bloke. I've been really busy with the play I'm in, "The Foreigner". My feelings towards the play change every day. One day i feel its the most fun thing ever, then the next i hate everything about it, but i lean more toward the former. I love just going in there, hanging out with Goose and a few assorted others, and just being able to be funny onstage. EVERYONE SHOULD GO SEE IT! NOVEMBER 21 and 22 AT XAVERIAN! TIS WORTH IT! The only shitty thing about doing the play is i see my friends even less than i already did see them (which was already a real small amount of time). In return, i think a few of them have grown increasingly irritated at me, but i dont know becuase most of the time i'm more paranoid and neurotic than every single Woody Allen character combined. Well, back to the events that have happened very recenty...ELF KICKS ASS! Holy shit, did i love this movie. Everything Ferrell says in it is genius, if only for his delivery (best reaction ever is after he remarks on how much he loves sugar since it is in syrup). I also got to hang out with Jess, Mike, and Meghan along with their friend Laura. Also, me and Stack finally made the trip to the Plaza after yet another month of nothing. That fellow still has the ability to make me laugh harder than most other human beings (on remembering a fat kid he saw alone at his semi, we wondered what happened to his date. He says "Maybe he just ate her." maybe not funny words, but brilliant timing my friends). Wow, i'm rambling the shit out of this entry. Maybe its a good thing i only update once every few weeks. Yeah. It is.

ONE MORE PLUG! THE FOREIGNER! NOVEMBER 21 and 22! XBHS. STARRING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND ME!

The Critics Agree!
"[Conor Sullivan] snaps crackles and pops!"
-rice krispies cereal
"The Foreigner is great!"
-"simpsons" fan Spud Mellman, thinking we asked him about Apu
"[The Foreigner] is the greatest work of American theater since Roy Horn got mauled live!"
-a sick bastard who is going to hell real soon.

come see it!

Current Mood: shpadoinkle
Current Music: the darkness- get your hands off my woman

zimmer
just had to put that as my title. i wont say anything else about the sox, except i hope they dont break everyone's heart again. Also, other than the sox, my life has been pretty uneventful. I had play rehearsal on friday, which was really fun. the play's funny as hell, and goose has the funniest scene where he treats my character, a slow southerner, like he's 5 years old. just hearing him do that condescending voice made me break apart. also, the sullivan/stack reunion occured. Me and stack finally hung out again, doing the usual, checking out girls at the mall. It was, as usual, funny as hell. Oh, and i keep forgetting Will came back from college for the weekend, havent seen him much, he's been all over canton, the red sox, and his old girlfriend (all over...OH!) mostly, nothing has happened. Lately, i've just been pooling ideas in my head by listening to the people around me. Especially all my friends. i do this because i know if i open my goddamn mouth, they're gonna walk away. so, i just listen. and actually, most of the time, its kind of interesting to here about other people's lives, and how every single teenager (no exceptions, even, no, especially me) are arrogant in their own right. I sound angsty, but in fact im at the moment anti-angst. im writing what i believe is the ultimate teenage perspective. i've shown some of it to some of my friends, and i can just sense how uncomfortable they are reading it, which is awesome! im gonna keep writing this, hopefully with some help from jamie, and write a script that will make quentin tarrentino realize how shitty he is now. oh well, pats/cubs/sox are all on, so im out. adios

Top 5 Teen Movies (excluding cusack's movies)
5)American Pie
4)Breakfast Club
3)can't hardly wait
2)loser
1) fast times at ridgemont high

Current Mood: anti-angst
Current Music: jon brion- walking through walls

good weekend
Already, its been the best weekend i've had for a while. well, in materialistc ways, that is. I went out Friday night with Farrell and Dedrick and then we were joined with Kristina to go see "School of Rock", which is definitely worth a viewing to watch jables just go insane on screen for 2 hours. Then,on Friday night i gave a little cd called "meaningless" by jon brion a listen. Goose burned it for me, saying it was 5-star cd all the way. I have to agree; this cd is amazing, rally unlike any other singer-songwriter dude out there. In fact, i only like from that genre him, Ben Lee, and Pete Yorn. Probably because they all have varying musical styles, which i love. I also had the pleasure of listening to Ben Folds' new ep, sunny 16. this was ubelievable too. Everyone in the free world should do d/l ben's song "All You Can Eat". That one just sticks out in my mind as being the best. And if that wasn't enough new stuff to discuss, last night was the season premier of my long-standing favorite show, SNL. Last season was pretty terrible, with all the Fallon mugging, but this show gives me a lot of hope for the new year. LIke last time, Jables ruled the hosting gig, and horatio sanz proved that he's a million times funnier when he doesnt have fallon on his ass. But the 2 important things last night: KENAN THOMPSON AND WILL FERRELL! Yeah, kenan joined the cast last night and did a wicked bill cosby impression, and Ferrell showed up for the monologue. These two things alone made the show awesome, and thank god most of the rest of the show was the same. Too bad next week's host is that ex-boyfriend of britney spears with whom i am in awe because he gets a lot of women while being a scrawny little fuck. amazing. well, i got one more important thing to do today...what was it...oh yeah...SOX GAME! i got tickets at the last second, im pumped so im gonna go to that now, and leave you. i know, im sorry. but i must go!

Top 5 moments from last night's SNL
5)Jables as the wine taster
4)Robert Smigel's "Yankee Superheroes"
3)(sigh) Jimmy Fallon's actually hilarious joke on ahnold
2)The debut of "goodburger" star kenan thompson!
1)Return of Will Ferrell, and him, jables and sanz doing some scat!

Current Music: jon brion- gotta start somewhere

what a shpadoinkle day
holy shit. i am so goddamn happy right now. i was having a shitty day today (threw out my back, i was pretty sick) but then i went to the auditons for the fall drama. i was pumped that i made callbacks, then before reading for the role of the slow southern kid in the play, i accidentally knocked over some chair, making me look so retarted. that must've worked, cuz i got cast as that role. god, i was so fucking surprised, at first i couldn't speak. its awesome, me and goose got pretty durn good parts. its gonna be tough with school though, but ill try and keep it up. shit, that's about all i have to say, but i promised colleen i'd update tonight, so she could finally have something to look forward to (except seeing me live on stage as a retard!) here's to colleen, who isn't listed on my interests, but knows she should be.

Current Mood: wow
Current Music: ben folds- there's always someone cooler than you

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